hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

iwriteaboutfeminism:

The politics of local elections are more complicated than you think. 

artforadults:

dansoloart submitted
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life drawing 1hr pose

artforadults:

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life drawing 1hr pose

ipse-verba-ego-amor:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

ipse-verba-ego-amor:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

burgerking:

Chicken Fries. Oreo Shake. Perfection.

burgerking:

Chicken Fries. Oreo Shake. Perfection.

kyung-soo:

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

incaseyerwonderin:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

This.

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this