egoting:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

This was a fucking rollercoaster

internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

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so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

soycrates:

"Now buy a house!" (smbc-comics)

koalatea:

i rlly dont understand why ppl talk shit about me at school like?? i mind my business. i stay in my lane. i eat lunch in an english class like..i am so boring what are you doing 

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

forcenturies:

The worst people in the world are those who insult your favorite band just to annoy you

sweetheartpleasestay:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

WHO IS THIS

That is Ines Loan-Rau, a French, North African, model from New York!!! IS SHE NOT GLORIOUS???
she is also a trans woman and tbh the fact that she is getting so much attention lately makes me very happy

sweetheartpleasestay:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

WHO IS THIS

That is Ines Loan-Rau, a French, North African, model from New York!!! IS SHE NOT GLORIOUS???

she is also a trans woman and tbh the fact that she is getting so much attention lately makes me very happy